Sunday, September 4, 2011

24HBD #23–Nicholas Nack’s Paddy Wagon Hands Out Dog Treats

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BY Chel Tei | City Editor

In a retired police transport vehicle – turned delivery van, Nicholas Nack has taken to the streets to spread canine joy throughout the city.

Easily spotted in his “copper blue” 1920s-era vintage paddy wagon, Nick will stop for any pooch who happens to catch his eye – or his bumper!

“Really, for me, it’s all about making dogs happy,” Nick explained as he handed assorted dog biscuits through his wagon’s side window to cheerful, paying customers. “Well worth the small fee I ask for each home-baked treat.”

Nick plans to continue driving up and down the city streets every day for the next two weeks, so be sure to flag him down if you want Nick Nack’s Paddy Wagon to give your dog a bone.

24HBD #22 - China

727160-men-without-hats-living-in-chinaI’ve never really wanted to go to China, but I’ve learned a lot about it over the years. You know, the 25-or-so years I’ve been alive. Here’s what I know:

China has the red book.

China has the new look.

China has the answers to all the questions.

China’s solution is revolution.

China has ping pong and egg foo yung.

China ordered out for submarines instead of Chinese food.

China: fields of rice.

China has a great big wall they could all watch Orientals on.

China, what do you need?

China has everything from scruffy head to dirty feet.

China, do you want to dance?

China is wearing makeup and listening to Adam and the Ants.

China has the new look.

China has the red book.

China’s solution is revolution.

China, living in China.

China, living in China.

24HBD #21: What Would You Do To Survive Alone On An Island?

Probably fish.

24HBD #20: You Hear a Noise & There Is a Sudden Flash…

 

And you’re all like “ow man that was bright!” and your friend says “sorry man, but look at this Polaroid I just took of you!”

And you all have the most retro of all the times.

24HBD #19: Favorite Thing To Do In A City

Honestly, my favorite thing to do in a city is walk around and take pictures.

Like these:

Lafayette is a beautiful place. Some of those pictures are from Europe, and maybe Spokane, or Chicago.

But Lafayette is a beautiful place. I like it a lot.

24HBD #18: Imaginary Home Remedies to Cure Imaginary Ailments

Under the cover of darkness they brought the boy. The old man, waiting.
Give it to him, they pleaded. But he had his price. And they paid. Four dollars, each, for four sugar cubes.
This will cure him? They asked. No, he said.

That’s for the horse.

They rode, still shrouded in the non-glow of seemingly eternal night, the countryside barren, the trail long cold. The boy seemed listless, waifish, light as air.

They came to the hamlet, so different from the city they had just left. A young girl met them at the gate. Speaking no words, she held out her hand. In like silence, they responded, handing over a single white feather.

A feather from a white eagle.

The boy was taken inside a small cottage. They followed, tensely eager, cautiously hopeful. The girl showed them to a small door.

The entrance to a tunnel.

They crawled on hand and knee, pushing the boy in front of them on a small board. His weight was negligible.

After hours, still hidden in the shadow of eternal, underground darkness, they came to an iron grate.

On the other side of the grate was a boy. The boy. Their boy.

He held out his hand.

He lifted his hand.

He touched

He touched his

Their fingers

 

It was dark. The boy was there.

 

Alone.

 

In his pocket he found a robin’s egg. Blue. Small.

 

He ran through the tunnel.

 

He ran to the stable, for the horse.

 

He rode back to the city.

 

It was still dark. So dark.

 

He went to the old man. The old man stood, like a statue, eyes focused, fists clenched.

Refusing to look.

The boy moved on.

 

Home. He went to the bedroom. His father lay in the bed. Gaunt, he was sunken, sallow.

 

Wasted.

 

The boy pushed the robin’s egg into his father’s mouth. Wake up, he said. Wake up. They’re gone.

The man opened his eyes. Eyes that seemed not so hidden. Not so sunken. Not so gone.

 

They went outside. It was day. There was sun. There was light.

 

Cured.

24HBD #17: If Hobbies Could Make You Rich

Hobbies can totally make you rich, if you have the right hobbies. I don’t think I have the right hobbies for richitude. If hobbies could make you rich? Let’s face it. They’d be jobs.

I would love it, though, if my hobby was my job. I could definitely do that for a living.

What’s my hobby? Go to here ----> http://adliberation.net

So fun. So challenging. So financially unsupportive.