Oh man. It’s a good thing I’ve already done this.
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Man that’s a seriously phoned-in blog. Maybe I’ll try something else.
HOW TO BE A GOOD HUSBAND
(I think I’m pretty good at this.)
- Understand the importance of pajamas.
- Know all about Egg.
- Be able to build a deck if you need one.
- Make good chili.
- Be enthusiastic about bottomless pits.
- Like frecks.
- Know the difference between Squirrels and Chipmunks.
- Mow the grass.
- Know how to change a flat tire.
- Chipotle.
- Call when you’re almost home from work and tell her that you’ll be home late but really you’ll be home in just a few minutes to surprise (trick) her and she’ll be like “oh, you tricked me” and you’ll be all like “yeah gotchya!”.
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